Tag: Denmark Hill

Adam Kay – Snippets Lyrics

ADAM KAYSnippets Lyrics I can’t tie my laces I don’t play the flute My car is an automatic I can’t paint my nails I never applaud I’m not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can’t even press control-alt-delete Cos I’ve got one hand Hello can I speak to an emergency physician? I have here a patient in a terrible condition He’s vomiting up blood and he’ll soon need a mortician Haematemesis Bleurgh Look at your skin, look at it’s off-white hue, Look at your eyeballs too, They’ve gone all yellow You came to me, you thought you had the flu. I knew that wasn’t true. You wouldn’t be yellow We took some blood off you That’s just a thing we do To folks who turn yellow You’re yellow like the desert in d...