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Bob & Tom – Paging Richard Smoker Lyrics

(You know, here at Charlie’s Tavern, I stay mighty busy making drinks. But the phone, it never stops ringing. I love tending bar, this job is really great. My customers are thirsty and I hate to make ’em wait. But it always seems the phone rings as I start to pour a beer, it’s some fella asking me to page his friends, he says they’re here. “Okay buddy, you hold the phone, and I’ll check and see if they’re here. Is Seymour Butts around? Have you seen Dick Beater? Are you Jack N. Off? Is anyone Sharon Peter? Have you seen a Harry Beaver? Are you a Peter Stroker?” And it seems like almost every night, I’m paging Richard Smoker.) Paging Richard Smoker Paging Richard Smoker (Uh, yeah, his name is Richard, but, uh, they call him Big Dick) I&...